God

"'I... think I was taught that humans caused the problems of the world,' you say softly.""'That's a load of crap,' God says. 'How could a single man, no matter how evil, take down an entire army of trained soldiers? No, that was my wrath, and if you don't believe me, then it was the wrath of the Devil.'""'What is it that you want?' you ask softly. 'Why are you telling me all this?'""'I'm giving you a chance to save your soul,' God says. 'Die right now, and enter heaven. Or live, and deny my existence, and guarantee your soul is damned to the fiery pits of hell.'"

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